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[08:57]<20rv>Then you can get all sorts of interesting data and burn some gigs at the same time
[08:57]<svjgncdlxnz>once you've watched that movie, just think of me as richard pryor, and you'll begin to understand my dilemma
[08:57]<svjgncdlxnz>but
[08:57]<svjgncdlxnz>that's still giving it away to other people
[08:57]<cjddzgdlzjdlv>but bandwidth means 'something' is being served, for someone to request that 'something' it has to be there to begin with and it must provide certain usefulness
[08:57]<svjgncdlxnz>i already give several terabytes away
[08:57]<20rv>But you're getting something out of it that would be difficult to get otherwise
[08:57]<svjgncdlxnz>bah so what
[08:57]<svjgncdlxnz>you're missing the point
[08:57]<svjgncdlxnz>i'm not saying "help me do good with this terabyte"
[08:57]<cjddzgdlzjdlv>ahhh no
[08:57]<svjgncdlxnz>i already do good with terabytes
[08:57]<cjddzgdlzjdlv>=P, you're just on a bandwidth guilt-trip :P
[08:58]<svjgncdlxnz>i want to burn this one on something completely useless
[08:58]<svjgncdlxnz>in the honorable tradition of the internet
[08:58]<20rv>Linux is pretty useless, but you don't want to do that
[08:58]<svjgncdlxnz>showing how the japanese fold shirts or tubgirl or some retarded thing that makes people say "god why did someone pay to put that on the internet"
[08:58]<svjgncdlxnz>linux isn't my contribution to the internet's deep valley of stupid
[08:58]<svjgncdlxnz>i want to contribute to the stupid
[08:59]<svjgncdlxnz>timecube
[08:59]<svjgncdlxnz>timecube is a beautiful example
[08:59]<svjgncdlxnz>all those images are being hosted by someone
[08:59]<svjgncdlxnz>help me find my timecube, my shirt folding
[08:59]<svjgncdlxnz>you're not being nearly stupid enough
[09:00]<svjgncdlxnz>take on the mindset of having hit yourself in the head repeatedly with a brick, then having watched CBS for at least two hours
[09:00]<20rv>You're asking for a trend of mass appeal or absurdist performance art.
[09:00]<svjgncdlxnz>if al bundy wouldn't like it then it's too highbrow
[09:00]<svjgncdlxnz>yes
[09:00]<svjgncdlxnz>or even something that sucks
[09:00]<20rv>I can't predict either, and I'm even less interested.
[09:00]<svjgncdlxnz>:(
[09:00]<cjddzgdlzjdlv>that sounds very fooxor3d
[09:00]<svjgncdlxnz>did you go to some expensive plastic surgeon to have your funny bone removed
[09:01]<svjgncdlxnz>or do you actually not enjoy net stupid
[09:01]<20rv>Find the next YTMND, the next "mash up" of media into purile entertainment
[09:01]<svjgncdlxnz>exactly!
[09:01]<svjgncdlxnz>except ytmnd has been done
[09:01]<svjgncdlxnz>several times
[09:01]<svjgncdlxnz>but, yes, that's the kind of crap i'm looking for: crap
[09:01]<20rv>Not my gig, doggenstein
[09:01]<svjgncdlxnz>humbug
[09:01]<20rv>Maybe drew has some inspiration
[09:02]<cjddzgdlzjdlv>yes
[09:02]<svjgncdlxnz>he's not funny enough to bother asking
[09:02]<cjddzgdlzjdlv>he may fit the bill
[09:02]<svjgncdlxnz>besides i'm sure there's a repository of gay jokes on the web somewhere already, so that'll have been done too
[09:02]<svjgncdlxnz>since that seems to be his entire repertoire
[09:03]<mz-mznw>check out what i spend my time doing in photoshop
[09:03]<20rv>Have a long, unfunny IRC log from some on-topic technical channel. Modify it to be inflammatory to the reader, but in such a way that the participants appear nonplussed.
[09:03]<20rv>It'll be on digg within a week
[09:03]<mz-mznw>www.drewtowers.com/junk/stopsignandahoe.gif
[09:03]<20rv>Also, make it a series of image of text
[09:03]<20rv>*images of text
[09:03]<mz-mznw>www.drewtowers.com/junk/htmlinsanity.txt
[09:04]<20rv>Longer than that, and more technical than #html
[09:04]<20rv>And involving more noobs. EFnet is ripe for this project.
[09:05]<20rv>IRC BuzzKill
[09:05]<mz-mznw>i have plenty of those
[09:06]<svjgncdlxnz>boat: huhuhuhu
[09:06]<svjgncdlxnz>huuhuhuhuhuhuhhuhuh
[09:06]<20rv>But the point would be to have it attract the attention of someone featured in the log or famous
[09:06]<20rv>And piss them off by modifying it
[09:06]<svjgncdlxnz>yeah i did actually start making a piece of digg fodder, but it's taking me a long time
[09:06]<mz-mznw>i talked a guy into sodering the aluminum opening piece of a beer can to his video card for increased photsohop performance
[09:07]<cjddzgdlzjdlv>wooooo! StoneCypher, look no more, da-drew is your man!
[09:08]<cjddzgdlzjdlv>you will have to settle on his consulting fees though
[09:08]<svjgncdlxnz>meh
[09:08]<mz-mznw>he even believed me when i told him bud light works the best because the aluminum density is thicker than that of all other brands and help the video waves process with more cleanliness
[09:08]<mz-mznw>and clarity
[09:08]<svjgncdlxnz>da-drew: call us when you learn funny
[09:08]<mz-mznw>when you attempt to be funny
[09:09]<mz-mznw>you usually fail
[09:09]<mz-mznw>or use pre-recited material
[09:09]<20rv>I am the shover robot. I am here to rape your bandwidth.
[09:09]<mz-mznw>ive found that true comedy just rolls off the tongue
[09:09]<mz-mznw>ive been seasrching for like 30 minutes
[09:09]<mz-mznw>for the log of stonecypher
[09:10]<mz-mznw>i was callingh him a gaybashed in a web dev channel
[09:10]<mz-mznw>and he was getting very offended
[09:10]<mz-mznw>after about 20 minutes of arguing
[09:10]<mz-mznw>he /notices me telling me he is bisexual, why would he be a gay basher
[09:10]<svjgncdlxnz>(he's been searching for 30 minutes because it doesn't exist)
[09:10]<svjgncdlxnz>soon he will find (read: manufacture) it
[09:12]<20rv>That thing where you can control a bunch of lights in some guy's room attracted a lot of attention
[09:12]<20rv>Of course, so did the big red button
[09:13]<20rv>http://www.pixelscapes.com/spatulacity/button.htm
[09:13]<20rv>Wow, the page is dated 1993. That makes me feel a little old...
[09:13]<20rv>I didn't think it had been around that long.
[09:14]<20rv>Hey, maybe that's what those Stoern guys were trying to do
[09:15]<cjddzgdlzjdlv>hehehe
[09:16]<mz-mznw>boat
[09:16]<mz-mznw>its dragging now sir
[09:16]<mz-mznw>www.reptile-breeder.net/home.php
[09:16]<20rv>or Steorn
[09:16]<mz-mznw>the boxes need to be clickable
[09:17]<mz-mznw>stonecypher wont come out of the closet...
[09:17]<20rv>The text inputs work
[09:17]<mz-mznw>what would be the point of me sitting here saying just admit you're gay to make fun of you
[09:17]<20rv>It's attached to the right hand side of the window, so it moves when you resize, if that's what you mean by dragging
[09:18]<mz-mznw>can you move it around the screen

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