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[01:42]<sql>(String Functions) : http://dev.mysql.com/doc/mysql/en/string_functions.html
[01:42]<mcz>it's annoying, but they only pay the waiters here like $1.20 per hour, so you aren't really tipping, but paying their wages
[01:42]<krra>Yeah, and gets twice as much money from the extremely stupid or unobservant used to tipping regardless
[01:42]<mcz>waiters/delivery people
[01:42]<vxn_aznjjz>the company I work for treated us to a steak dinner last week
[01:42]<krra>Yeah
[01:43]<vxn_aznjjz>I think the tip was added, but the sexy waitress loved us
[01:43]<vxn_aznjjz>cos I was english ><
[01:43]<krra>The company I worked for treated me to not getting fired even though I never come to work (let alone on time, when I do). Also failed a few piss tests and came in pretty smashed several times.
[01:43]<vxn_aznjjz>lol
[01:43]<txgzyjg>!man environment variables
[01:43]<sql>(Environment Variables) : http://dev.mysql.com/doc/mysql/en/environment_variables.html
[01:44]<txgzyjg>!man environment variables
[01:44]<krra>Oh yeah, I hear that the English women love an American accent and the American women love a English accent.
[01:44]<sql>(Causes of Access denied Errors) : http://dev.mysql.com/doc/mysql/en/access-denied.html
[01:44]<vnr2jw999>can i fix a broken table via command line in mysql?
[01:44]<krra>an English*
[01:44]<krra>I got chameleon skills. After watching Harry Potter a few times I got the English accent thing down pat.
[01:45]<mcz>there are lots of different english accents, :)
[01:45]<krra>I'm pretty good at the pre-pubescent Hogwarts English accent then, I suppose... lol
[01:45]<krra>and James Bond English Accent (Sean Connery era)
[01:45]<mcz>you mean scottish?
[01:45]<krra>WHich I suppose really isn't an English accent... lol
[01:46]<krra>Yeah, haha
[01:46]<vxn_aznjjz>lol
[01:46]<vxn_aznjjz>you've mastered harry potter accent?
[01:46]<mcz>is that "received pronunciation?
[01:46]<krra>Yeah. Well I mean, it was a joke. But, yeah.
[01:46]<vxn_aznjjz>Kcaj: do you have the ability to put on an accent that makes people want to hurt you? badly?
[01:47]<vxn_aznjjz>:P
[01:47]<krra>Probably but I haven't found out which one it is yet
[01:47]<krra>I've needed one a few times XD haha
[01:47]<krra>Laws are different over here, especially in the area where I live. If you feel too threatened by someone, physically, you can kill them. :D
[01:47]<txgzyjg>!man environment variables
[01:47]<vxn_aznjjz>heh
[01:47]<sql>(Environment Variables) : http://dev.mysql.com/doc/mysql/en/environment-variables.html
[01:48]<txgzyjg>!man update
[01:48]<sql>(UPDATE Syntax) : http://dev.mysql.com/doc/mysql/en/update.html
[01:48]<txgzyjg>lakez: Anything else?
[01:48]<krra>Oh yeah
[01:48]<krra>!man DELETE
[01:48]<sql>(DELETE Syntax) : http://dev.mysql.com/doc/mysql/en/delete.html
[01:48]<vxn_aznjjz>sometimes I figure MySQLs docs are too informative
[01:48]<vxn_aznjjz>there needs to be an "idiot" level
[01:48]<vxn_aznjjz>so whebnn I forget just one command, it knows it ;)
[01:49]<txgzyjg>You want the "Do what I want you to do" patch
[01:49]<mcz>Kcaj: you live in florida, too?
[01:49]<vxn_aznjjz>Therion: exactly that
[01:50]<krra>Yeah
[01:50]<krra>Haha
[01:50]<krra>Tampa / St. Pete area
[01:51]<mcz>I live in Miami-dade work in Ft Lauderdale
[01:52]<krra>Ohh, Dade county is a lot worse than over here.
[01:52]<mcz>in regards to killing people? heh
[01:53]<krra>Well, haha, probably in a few aspects
[01:53]<mcz>I actually thought the whole "stand your ground" thing applied more in the redneck parts of the state up north, :)
[01:54]<vxn_aznjjz>I dunno about stand your ground
[01:54]<vxn_aznjjz>but here, its just like the neighbourhood in desparate housewives
[01:55]<mcz>the phrase refers to a law passed that said if you felt threatened in a public place, you did not have to make any attempt to leave, you are justified in using force against the threat.
[01:56]<mcz>In practice it doesn't really change much.
[01:58]<vxn_aznjjz>heh
[01:58]<vxn_aznjjz>I'm yet to encounter anyone (bar police) with a gun
[01:58]<vxn_aznjjz>except on weds, I'm going shooting, so maybe I will then
[01:58]<mcz>we have a shotgun for post hurricane situations, scaring off lotoers and th elike
[01:59]<mcz>looters
[01:59]<vxn_aznjjz>have you used it?
[01:59]<mcz>I've shot clay pigeons when I was a teen, heh
[01:59]<vxn_aznjjz>lol
[01:59]<vxn_aznjjz>I know nothing about guns
[01:59]<vxn_aznjjz>I was just told we are
[01:59]<vxn_aznjjz>"shooting machine guns that are big, with banana clips"
[02:00]<ddcn9q0q96>feh
[02:00]<ddcn9q0q96>that's not shooting
[02:00]<ddcn9q0q96>that's wasting ammo
[02:00]<mcz>clay pigeons are those little discs they flign into the air and you shoot befoer they fall
[02:00]<vxn_aznjjz>yup
[02:00]<vxn_aznjjz>myke420247: you USian?
[02:00]<ddcn9q0q96>y
[02:01]<vxn_aznjjz>becuase in Engerland, not even our police have guns
[02:01]<mcz>and they are outlawing knives now, too, I heard
[02:01]<ddcn9q0q96>i live in montana. we have many guns.
[02:01]<vxn_aznjjz>well, theres no justification for carrying a knife with you
[02:02]<mcz>the police confiscated one of those huge Klingon double bladed sword/knife things, :)
[02:02]<ddcn9q0q96>at gun shows you can buy guns with cash, no id, no records of the transaction
[02:02]<mcz>(in england)
[02:02]<vxn_aznjjz>myke420247: its a rare thing to use, let alone even see a gun
[02:02]<ddcn9q0q96>my boss has a revolver in his desk
[02:02]<ddcn9q0q96>and a bottle of bourbon on the shelf
[02:03]<mcz>I thought Jack Daniels would fit the cliche better, :)
[02:03]<ddcn9q0q96>it's pretty close (tennesee whiskey)
[02:04]<mcz>I need to stop hanging around on irc forever after I come to ask a question, :)
[02:04]<vxn_aznjjz>lol
[02:04]<vxn_aznjjz>damn
[02:04]<vxn_aznjjz>pizza has 4 minutes to arrive!
[02:05]<vxn_aznjjz>its its not here, I'm reducing what I ppay
[02:05]<vxn_aznjjz>$1 a minute
[02:05]<mcz>some of them have gimmicks like it is free if they don't get it there in certain time
[02:05]<vxn_aznjjz>do pizza hut?
[02:06]<txgzyjg>Nobody around here has done that in years

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